FASOW #2: The collegiate hygiene-Impaired

When I came to college, I predicted the most predominant problems would be drugs and alcohol. Never in my most absurd dreams would I have imagined what would become the most imminent threat to our college community: restroom etiquette.




How is it possible that going to the bathroom would prove itself as more challenging than alcohol intake amongst students? It is very disturbing that my floor keeps getting letters of warning for bathroom hygiene. This is college, you should have learned self-cleanliness in elementary school. The next time I walk into the bathroom with a turd floating around the bowl, I'm going to have to hurt someone. That's fuckin' disgusting. Who honestly forgets to flush the toilet? It amazes me that anyone can do that. The sad part is that it seems to be more the women than the men. Wow, and us men get the label of 'slobs'. I guess a lot of things change in college.

I'm not saying I've never done this before, but I'm saying I've never done this stuff on purpose. It's okay if once in awhile, you throw a used paper towel and miss, or if you spill soap on the ground. That's human, making mistakes. Hell, this country's foundation is based on mistakes. However, habitually missing the bowl, not flushing, spitting on the floor, or leaving your junk around is just plain and simply put . . . fuckin' gross. I went into the bathroom the other day and found blood on the sink. Wrong. Get a damned tissue.

The mere fact that college-aged people have to be reminded of this is depressing. How do you expect to succeed if you can't even manage to flush? Oh, wait, R.Kelly pissed n' missed, yet he has a career. So nevermind in the career department then.

Simon Cowell says, "Flush it or chug it, bitch"
Hygienic retards, you fail.