Sunday, April 23, 2006

Snippets Vol. 2

Yeah, so I'm still alive. I haven't had much to post about lately with school, work, and other issues, that and Jack Thompson still hasn't answered my e-mail, the douche.
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Why is getting plastered and forgetting where you are considered such a great time? I feel like I'm missing out on something great, but each time I've drank, nothing amazing has happened. It's funny how everyone seems to think that it's a great time. Refer to Bill Cosby's piece on "Having a great time."
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Joe Lieberman, political cancer extraordinaire, seems to think the Center for Disease Control needs to investigate gaming. The Center for Disease Control? Maybe they should investigate that bullshit spewing, festering lump growing out of your shoulders first. Could be contagious.
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Fuck Ann Coulter and his plastic agenda. She's (it has an Adam's apple, it's a dude) a woman who shouldn't have a job by her ideals of women being weak and dumb, thinks that everyone who disagrees with her is liberal, and really needs a heavy metallic object thrown at her nuts.
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The third revision Xbox 360 is rumored to run faster, smoother, and consume less power than present 360 models. See? That's why you NEVER buy a launch console.
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Silent Hill is the first game movie to garner a "good" rating movie review from me. Don't even say Tomb Raider, it sucked.
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People who wear crosses the size of dinner plates are definitely not in it for Jesus.
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Roger Ebert needs a new job, his movie reviews are flacid and dry and he couldn't tell a plotline if it jabbed a pinecone up his ass.
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Green Day is NOT punk. Their old stuff was, their new stuff is pop, deal with it. If you just started listening to Green Day, listen to the old stuff first and realize how much they suck now. Boulevard of Broken Dreams is punk right? Bull-fucking-shit.
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As far as a woman for president goes, there are no good candidates. Clinton is a pro-censorship douche-pickle and Rice is a psychopath. Can someone present me with a reasonable candidate?
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Just some general thoughts that I've been having. If I think of anything else, I'll be sure to post them.

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